I talk to Siri in a robot voice so it is easier for her to understand.

Butty: [noun] A buddy with a really great butt.

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Plants on the earth rooted in the soil, under the command of gravity.Roots, soil and gravity – by giving up the links to life, what kind of “beauty” shall be born?Within the harsh “nature”, at an attitude of 30,000 meters and minus 50 degrees Celsius,the plants evolve into EXBIOTA (extraterrestrial life).A pine tree confronting the ridge line of the Earth.A bouquet of flowers marching towards the sun hit by the intense wind.Freed from everything, the plants shall head to the space.

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Plants on the earth rooted in the soil, under the command of gravity.
Roots, soil and gravity – by giving up the links to life, what kind of “beauty” shall be born?
Within the harsh “nature”, at an attitude of 30,000 meters and minus 50 degrees Celsius,
the plants evolve into EXBIOTA (extraterrestrial life).
A pine tree confronting the ridge line of the Earth.
A bouquet of flowers marching towards the sun hit by the intense wind.
Freed from everything, the plants shall head to the space.

I hope there is a older hung gainer out there with the username HungGray, because otherwise that is just a missed opportunity.

Gay pride parade simulator by Atari

Lets see. I’ll add a corporation here, a bunch of churches here, some politicians here, here, and here. Oh don’t forget the random kids drum line. Is there an option to completely erase trans people from my parade? Ahh, yes, under the HRC settings. Good. Done! Fun game.

I found an Olive in my backpack.

I found an Olive in my backpack.

Have you ever stopped and wondered, “How many times have I farted in this chair?”

We are watching our cat watch videos for cats…

We are watching our cat watch videos for cats…

Growlr. There is an option in the section of Growlr that says “Looking for” and among options like “Cub,” “Daddy,” “Chub,” etc, there is “Transgendered.” I feel very weird about the implication of that. I’m not looking to fetishize trans people, so adding it feels like like I am saying, “I find trans guys so hot!” Not adding seems like it could send the message that I am not open to hooking up, flirting, chatting with trans people. And also, adding the distinction seems kind of insulting. If a person is trans, they will tell me if/when they feel like it. But maybe it helps trans people stay clear of bigots? Does anyone have thoughts on this?

Man. Lost it when I heard the noises from the sucking.